"Er... I'm right in the middle of something."
"In the middle of something? Are you eating? It's 10 o'clock?"
"No not eating, exactly."
"Exactly?"
"OK not eating at all, I'm..."
"Yes?"
"Well..."
"It's a little tricky."
"Tricky? Are you in the bathroom?"
In the bathroom? Is he insane? Maybe that's a thing. Who takes the phone to the loo? Other than the people I see at work busy urinating away while blahing on their mobile phones while still firing on all cylinders, which is somehow faintly disgusting, but hey that's just me.
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