We're in a nice big North London pub near Muswell Hill and Adam is talking about his Secret New Girlfriend. It's been like almost three months and no one has met her -- hence the SNG tag.
Susan is being all Susan and pushy, demanding to know when we can meet her to check her out. She wants an introduction and she is asking why, as this is a Friday night, the SNG is not here in the pub with us enjoying all the gastroness.
"It's early days, that's all and I'm taking it slowly," Adam says.
"What are you talking about? Early days? It's three months, that's like a marriage. Early days is like two weeks."
"No, Gord that's only you in your speeded-up relationship world where you feel pretty good about it after a week, feel a little nervous after two and desperately try to dump them after three," Susan says like she's suddenly all knowing.
Read the rest on the .
If you have an opinion on this or any other issue raised on Brand Republic, join the debate in the .