Which of us hasn’t, in a quiet moment, dreamed of a paradisiacal
world where life solely consists of repeatedly kicking Argentinian
footballers?
Well, for the next best thing, visit the web site of agency Incline Media
(www.incline.co.uk/euro2000/kickham.html). There you’ll find Kickham, a
diverting little game thing, where you are golden boy David Beckham, and
have to trip up as many Simeones as possible, all while evading the gaze
of the fine, upstanding Danish gentleman in the black (you get extra
points if Posh Spice is watching).
If only the occasional Glen Hoddle would run across to have chunks hacked
out of him, it’d be perfect.