Am I alone in being seduced by the front covers of men’s magazines,
only to be disappointed with the content? It seems that, in attempting
to hang on to the coat-tails of FHM and Loaded, GQ has tried to be all
things to the common man and yet failed to retain any of the class and
style that made it the forerunner to today’s men’s magazines. Instead,
we’re left with a schizophrenic mixture of the laddish and the
lauded.
The new positioning under the editor, Dylan Jones - ’It’s big, it’s
clever, it’s grown-up’ - suggests GQ’s intention is to put the house
back in order by reverting to the old formula. Judging from the line-up
of writers, which includes Boris Johnson and AA Gill, hiring proven
newspaper talent is GQ’s way of making this happen.
So how does this issue fare? The front cover still features the
obligatory naked girl - an Argentinian swimwear model called Yamila.
It’s a refreshing change not to see Gail Porter baring all, but will GQ
champion a move away from putting naked female celebrities on the cover?
I doubt it, but it would send out the right kind of signal.
Of the better known GQ columnists, Tony Parsons uses his article to plug
his new book and take a swipe at the journalist who had the temerity to
criticise his TV show. Boris Johnson’s piece on having his Alfa tamed by
a good-looking Astra driver is entertaining. And AA Gill’s style column
tells us why you shouldn’t take to the beach if you don’t have the body
for it.
As for the features, the account of the recent history of The
Independent makes for the best reading. The gem is the story of how
Kelvin MacKenzie, who at the time was running Live TV at Canary Wharf,
used to announce whenever the lift stopped on The Independent’s floor:
’Everybody out here for the Titanic of British journalism. Don’t look so
bloody miserable - any one of you idiots could be editor by
tomorrow.’
This incarnation of GQ is undoubtedly more refined and a better read for
it. But I still get the feeling the magazine won’t have the balls to
truly leave the laddish bits behind.
Publisher: Conde Nast Publications
Cover price: pounds 3.00
Frequency: Monthly
Circulation: 132,185
Advertisers include: Gap, Ericsson, Budweiser, Calvin Klein, Vauxhall.