Media choice: The X Factor

Simon Cowell: 'Have you got a job?' Ugly, talentless bloke: 'Yes, in a chicken factory.' Cowell: 'Good.' This exchange and the Gemini Twins (bespectacled female wallflowers dancing terribly) have been the highlights of The X Factor so far. It is must-see TV, at least for the first month, when the auditions are graced by the truly talentless. The beauty of the show is its very ugliness, while the inclusion of contenders over the age of 30 and even OAPs, makes it more entertaining than Pop Idol. Some contestants border on care-in-the-community cases.

The X Factor is real interactive TV. I find myself shouting at the screen, discussing the show with others in the room and laughing in an embarrassed fashion because I feel that I shouldn't.

With regard to the judges, Cowell just gets better and better, although he is in danger of becoming a parody of himself. Sharon Osbourne is a revelation: hard, but soft at the same time. Louis Walsh is Dr Fox in a different costume. Who cares what he says?

It is the other two that make it work.

You can almost see these judges learning from last year's marketing mistake.

No obese Scottish girl will win on The X Factor, regardless of how good she is. But, for me, there is still one Achilles heel: Kate Thornton.

Ant, Dec or Davina she is not.

Not since Dr Who and the Cybermen has anything on TV scared me so much that I have had to watch from behind the sofa.

- Broadcaster ITV.

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