Followers: 736
Two new addictions: Pineapple Dance Studios and Masterchef Australia.
2.48pm, 28 February
Just bought a Toyota Prius. Contrary, that's me.
12.05pm, 28 February
Push the Button: Family Fortunes meets Generation Game. Jury out.
11.30am, 27 February
Feeling left out of the spam DMs. What did I do right/wrong? "I'm 56, and make great roast spuds". That'll get people going.
8.09am, 26 February
Will pass on message RT @patroclus Telly ad: "Hello. We are Santander. Our strength and stability is built on ..." it's ARE built, you berks!
5.37pm, 25 February.