The jolly of all jollies if you can afford it, taking your schmooze
of the moment on a catamaran is a sure-fire way to, erm, 'build
relationships'.
Cruise along the French Riviera, then pop along the Cote d'Azure for
lunch, before heading off for a night on the tiles in St Tropez.
Described as a 'wet dream' (boom boom), the Panther 64 has to be one of
the best bird/bloke pullers on the water. Its smooth, slinky interior
(ooh, calm down Jules - ed) can feature anything you choose, from Smeg
fridges and top-notch stereos to hardwood floors and seating in any
leather that takes your fancy.
Of course, there are also the sundecks - ideal for frolicking and
drinking cocktails - but these do, of course, have the inherent danger
of making you look like an extra from a Duran Duran or Wham! video.
To slip one of these through on expenses, it'll have to be a pretty
massive account you're after, but why not invite the finance director
along? - you must have noticed he rolls up his suit sleeves when he
thinks no-one's looking.
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e-mail jules.grant@haynet.com.