We're sure America's finest scholars at Stanford were over the moon to be treated to his effusive insights recently, where he declared his love for the network's client, Procter & Gamble. Now his outpouring has been posted in glorious technicolour on the site. "My relationship with P&G goes back to 1 January 1975, the day I joined, he chokes.
"Great times, intense times. What can I say - I love P&G. I love P&G's scale. I love the ambition of the enterprise. I found out everything important I know about people, business and marketing at P&G, he climaxes. Quite shameless.