It took ages to get the whole moisturiser and talk about your feelings thing straight, you know, more or less, and now it seems retrosexual man is what women want.
What do you mean you don't know what retrosexual man is? OK, I have to admit when I first saw this I kind of scratched my head before working it out.
Retrosexual is basically throwback man, epitomised by the likes of Russell Crowe and Mickey Rourke, who are really just pale imitators of the original brand of womanising drinkers and bar-room fighters like Oliver Reed and Richards Harris and Burton.
Apparently women are fed up with all the moisturising and male grooming-obsessed metrosexuals worried about their wrinkles and younger faster better skin toned counter parts coming up behind them at . The situation is so bad that Maxim magazine in the US last month warned that if men become any more feminised, they are in danger of dying out altogether. Altogether? That sounds harsh.
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