But hey, that's actually good. It's low in fat, high in fibre and its carbohydrates are extremely complex. It's a Superbean.
Strategically: admit there's bean (sic) a change, address the issue, make the new bean the hero, put the product centre-stage, front of mind, sell, sell, sell, baby. Creatively - give the bean a personality; forget the past with its cutesy kids and homely ways. This new bean is a big Noo Yoik bean, a Woody Allen-esque bean, with a neurotic, modern, funny, grown-up personality, who is trying to work through what being a new Superbean is all about.
Art direction is minimalist - has a tin of baked beans ever looked so good? And this is the most stylish, shiny bean, disrobed of its usual sickly, sweet tomato sauce dressing.
Then simply take the superbean and give it its own website, complete with blog, fan mail and outtakes from the TV campaign.
And finally, a few words from the bean itself: 'I find it difficult to blow my own trumpet. Mainly because I haven't got any lips. But people love me ... and it's not just the tomato sauce, you know ... I'm a shiny, happy guy in a can - hey, I'm on TV! I'm a superfood. I'm a superbean superstar. Alrighty! Check me out, I rock!'